Secret NASA Project to Build superior Alien Race
According to the American Geophysical Union, Scientists at NASA are
possibly planning to inject the atmosphere of Mars with greenhouse
gases in an effort to raise the planet's average temperature and melt
the polar ice caps. They have theorized that this would permit life to
flourish as it once did on this now desolate, cold and barren
landscape. Some have even postulated that if a dramatic climate change
were to occur on Mars species that have long remained dormant to
re-emerge. Though global warming is commonly thought to be potentially
hazardous for Earth it might very well be quite beneficial for Mars.
Many notable authorities and several celebrities argue that there
would be a number of wonderful benefits to growing an alien race on
another world.
Perhaps intersteallar trade would provide new and interesting outlets
for a floundering economy. Perhaps they could be used as pets or lawn
ornaments.
I tend to wonder if these scientists think that these aliens that they
intend to re-awaken will have deep meaningful conversations with them
about the pythagorean theorum, or Einstien's theory of relativity.
Perhaps they think that these aliens will provide us with cures to all
known diseases or show us how to make powdered sugar out of ferrets
and field mice.
What these scientists don't understand, and what every science fiction
fan in the last century has always known is that an alien race will
almost certainly want to destroy earth. Its happy greens and blues
will look like snot and hairballs to alien eyes. I think it is obvious
that there are evil men out in the world today with evil goals in
mind. There are men with PhD's and law degrees and funding that will
stop at nothing to see humanity destroyed by an alien race. There are
modern day Dr. Evil's with plans so absurdly ridiculous for galactic
domination that either they will kill themselves or all of us if they
are allowed to still breathe oxygen. And just as diabolicaly sinister
men will rise up on the side of villainny, there will be heroes on the
side of right.
If anyone knows about the dangers of this sort of thing, its Arnold
Schwarzenegger. After all he was in Total Recall, which is essentially
a true story about this potentially monstrous impending catastrophe.
He's killed aliens and he's killed bad men.
My conclusion? Arnold, Nasa, governmental cover-ups and a resurected
alien race bent on destroying earth: This will either be the biggest
action movie of 2007 or the end of earth as we know it.
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