Sunday, 10 February 2008

secret nasa project to build superior



Secret NASA Project to Build superior Alien Race

According to the American Geophysical Union, Scientists at NASA are

possibly planning to inject the atmosphere of Mars with greenhouse

gases in an effort to raise the planet's average temperature and melt

the polar ice caps. They have theorized that this would permit life to

flourish as it once did on this now desolate, cold and barren

landscape. Some have even postulated that if a dramatic climate change

were to occur on Mars species that have long remained dormant to

re-emerge. Though global warming is commonly thought to be potentially

hazardous for Earth it might very well be quite beneficial for Mars.

Many notable authorities and several celebrities argue that there

would be a number of wonderful benefits to growing an alien race on

another world.

Perhaps intersteallar trade would provide new and interesting outlets

for a floundering economy. Perhaps they could be used as pets or lawn

ornaments.

I tend to wonder if these scientists think that these aliens that they

intend to re-awaken will have deep meaningful conversations with them

about the pythagorean theorum, or Einstien's theory of relativity.

Perhaps they think that these aliens will provide us with cures to all

known diseases or show us how to make powdered sugar out of ferrets

and field mice.

What these scientists don't understand, and what every science fiction

fan in the last century has always known is that an alien race will

almost certainly want to destroy earth. Its happy greens and blues

will look like snot and hairballs to alien eyes. I think it is obvious

that there are evil men out in the world today with evil goals in

mind. There are men with PhD's and law degrees and funding that will

stop at nothing to see humanity destroyed by an alien race. There are

modern day Dr. Evil's with plans so absurdly ridiculous for galactic

domination that either they will kill themselves or all of us if they

are allowed to still breathe oxygen. And just as diabolicaly sinister

men will rise up on the side of villainny, there will be heroes on the

side of right.

If anyone knows about the dangers of this sort of thing, its Arnold

Schwarzenegger. After all he was in Total Recall, which is essentially

a true story about this potentially monstrous impending catastrophe.

He's killed aliens and he's killed bad men.

My conclusion? Arnold, Nasa, governmental cover-ups and a resurected

alien race bent on destroying earth: This will either be the biggest

action movie of 2007 or the end of earth as we know it.


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