dear nasa

Dear NASA

Astronaut Training Program

NASA Headquarters

Suite 1M32

Washington, DC 20546-0001

10/11/2005

Dear Sir and/or Madam,

RE: APPLICATION TO BECOME NASA ASTRONAUT

I would very much like to become one of your astronauts, to explore

space and help in the fight against the evil Ming the Merciless, whose

deadly missiles move ever closer to our sleepy Earth-bound shores.

I believe I have many fine qualities that would make me a top

astronaut, including:

* The ability to hold my breath under water (my current record is 32

seconds)

* An extensive collection of Star Wars memorabilia - possibly the

largest in the South London area

* The ability to memorise any 4-digit number

* 20-20 vision in my right eye

* A signed photograph of Bruce Boxleitner

I have enclosed my r�sum�, which I hope will give you some idea of my

background and why I would be perfect for the role.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,

Arnold V. Sputnik III